BREAKING: Dear Ritualists, Take My Pubic Hair Instead Of Girls' Pants - Senate Leader
The Chief Whip of the Nigerian Senate, Senator Olusola Adeyeye, is making an offer to ritualists who have resorted to stealing women and men undies for charm that would purportedly make rich.
Senator Olusola described as mere superstitions and arrant hogwash, recently trending videos and audios talking about sanitary pads, panties, urine and hair being used for various rituals.
He says the stories are just mere fables that stagnate the mind.
"As the rest of the world shifts paradigms to embrace science and technology as the vehicles for economic development and societal progress, Africans stagnate their minds in ancient taboos and silly ignorance," he said.
The Senator then made an intimidating offer to the ritualists.
"Anyone who needs hairs, urine and panties to make money should come to me.
"I will donate all my hairs, as much of my urine as the person wants, and all my old underwear.
"I will also donate hairs, urine and panties of my wife, all my children plus those from Kemi, Bayo and Seye.
"Kemi is my sister. Bayo and Seye are my brothers.
"These siblings of mine, along with my wife and children, have jettisoned what the Apostle Paul called "the spirit of bondage unto fear.
"Rather, they have received the spirit of boldness, of a sound mind, and of adoption whereby we say "Abba, Father," he stated.
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Emphasising the need for Nigerians to shift their minds away from rituals, Senator Adeyeye cited the case of India.
"The Indians have moved from talisman; India is now a nuclear power with space programs. The Arabs have moved from amulets.
"Alas, very sadly, in a world now run by laser beams, computers cum fibre optics, trident submarines and particle accelerators, even educated Africans are preoccupied with cowries, lizard tails and alligator peppers for delusory and illusory metaphysical manipulations.
"Let me repeat that all my hairs are available for anyone who needs them for rituals. I will in fact add my pubic hairs plus hairs from my armpits!," he added.
The Senator's offer is coming at a time where several arrests have been made of people who allegedly stole ladies and men's undies for ritual purposes.
A man was recently arrested for stealing his sister's undies.
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